Sony KDL70XBR

The Sony KDL70XBR is a 70-inch LCD which costs the better part of 100 grand, and comes complete with all the televisual mod cons.

For $70k you could buy 2 houses in Ipswich, a wife and a fully sick commodore. With some cash left for a home made spoiler and some 4BC stickers.

Think about this, friends. If Jesus came to your house to watch some Heroes, would it be right to have anything but the best? If you answered no, you're going to Hell.

You've got to be kidding me!!! This TV cost more than a house!!!